Brittany Flickinger Wins Paris Hilton's New BFF Contest

A winner was proclaimed on Tuesday night's finale of heiress Paris Hilton's MTV reality show Paris Hilton's My New BFF. And who, pray tell, is the lucky winner? Why, it's none other than aspiring rock goddess Brittany Flickinger. "I hope you'll join me for our life together because you're my new BFF," Paris told Brittany. "Are you ready for a crazy life?" Yes, Brittany Flickinger is Paris Hilton's new BFF. BFD.

For the sake of argument, let's pretend that Brittany Flickinger came on the show not to advance her fledgling music career, but rather because she truly wanted to be Paris Hilton's best friend for life. I know, I know, it will require you to seriously suspend your disbelief, but you can do it. Now ask yourself this: Why would anyone in their right mind want to be Paris Hilton's best friend?
Here are Brittany Flickinger’s photos:
As far as I can tell, Paris Hilton's most impressive quality is that she is a genius of self-promotion. It's a shame she doesn't use her formidable publicity skills for a good cause. Instead, she uses them for self-glorification. She is the quintessential narcissist. I mean, come on, just look at the way she poses and preens every time she gets in front of a camera. Why are people so obsessed with this woman? What has she done? What important contribution has she made to society?

Perhaps the most disturbing aspect of the Paris Hilton phenomenon is that she is a role model to so many impressionable young girls. And don't think that she doesn't have a tremendous influence. She is an international celebrity whose name is consistently one of the most popular search engine topics. She is ubiquitous. She's on magazine covers; she has her own jewelry line; she has a best-selling book; she has a chain of nightclubs; and she's paid $100,000 just to show up at a restaurant or private party for an hour or two. When you stop and think about it, the magnitude of her celebrity is astonishing. And for what?
But anyone with just a scintilla of wisdom and maturity understands that Paris Hilton represents the very worst of modern American culture. Which is to say, she has become a symbol of selfishness, superficiality, entitlement, excess, greed, materialism, anti-intellectualism, arrogance, promiscuity and narcissism.

Paris Hilton is not going away any time soon. Presently,she is filming the second installment of the series. This time, she's out to find a BFF in England. As previously mentioned, Paris Hilton's reach is global


Paris Hilton My New BFF Winner is Brittany Flickinger (photos, video). Brittany Flickinger, the singer of a Las Vegas-based rock band, has won the Paris Hilton "Best Friend Forever" contest.

Brittany was named Hilton's BFF on the finale of Tuesday's My New BFF "reality" show on MTV.

Paris told Brittany, "The truth is you won't be joining me in my life. But," she adds after a long pause, "I hope you'll join me for our life together Because you're my new BFF. Are you ready for a crazy life?"

According to her official bio for the show, Brittany Flickinger loves to party and cause a lot of noise around the town, she maintains a fairly straight-laced lifestyle with limited drinking and no sex.



Brittany Flickinger Wins Paris Hilton's New BFF Contest

PICTURES! Here are photos and video of Brittany Flickinger, Paris Hilton’s new BFF! Brittany Flickinger’s myspace says Brittany is a 5′8”, a model, and single. Brittany Flickinger sounds perfect for a Paris Hilton BFF!

Brittany Flickinger shows her location between Las Vegas, Los Angeles and Boston. And she is super hot.

Brittany’s myspace profile reads:

“So…I’m Brittany…and yep. I used to sing and write vocals, lyrics melodies etc for my former band til…. but now watch me on the Paris Hilton BFF. I am really grateful I get so many messages and I will get to all of you as soon as I can. I’m on here as much as I can but sometimes I gotta work so if I don’t get back to ya fast that’s why. THANKS for all your support and keep watching cuz I really care about you guys a lot and im trying hard for you. Love you guys.”

Earlier tonight LALATE broke the adorable Flickinger is Hilton’s new BFF.

Flickinger includes the following quote on her profile:

“Do not judge, so that you may not be judged. For with the judgment you make you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. Why do you see the speck in your neighbor’s eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? Or how can you say to your neighbor, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye’, while the log is in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your neighbor’s eye.” Matthew 7:1-5

Plus she has a message from Bob Marley: “Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not perfect, and I don’t live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.”